Dark Hams 33

For anyone interested/weird/bored, the manuscript in the first frame reads:
"It is said that the people who lived below the pyramid discovered the method when a man and a pig were sacrificed on an auspicious day.
The eater of souls has his day in the year that they say dark ham were first created.
The eating of souls is mentioned in the forbidden texts as a precursor to the apocalypse.
I have written to the archbishop, but I fear he will do nothing.
His taste for the dark hams is great. He says something so sweet could not be the work of demons and instead rewards his hamhusband with a tomb in the cathedral.
I implore the people of ages yet to come - beware the dark hams and prepare yourself for the apocalypse."