Cthulhu

Sightings of this creature normally occur when the stars are right, leading to an increase in terrible dreams amongst the psychically inclined, an upsurge in mad sailors and a surfeit of nameless, ebon dread.

Lovecrafts Warbler

An occasional back-garden visitor. In ancient times the appearance of Lovecrafts Warbler was said to herald the manifestation of unnameable eldritch terror.

The Shropshire Unpalatable

Said to be the most foul-tempered pig breed currently farmed. Bacon derived from the Shropshire Unpalatable has an unpleasant ammonia-like smell associated with it and is said to have turned several people to vegetarianism.

Barkers' Racist Desert Frog

This frog lives in arid deserts and can hibernate for up to 5 years in deep sand.

Its mating call sounds offensive in 25 languages.

Zombine Harvester

I am so concerned about the imaginary zombie apocalypse that is forever on our horizon, that I have developed this, the Zombine Harvester.

I have watched so many films and played many games and feel that the protagonists just don't think big enough. So, the zombine harvester has been developed, carefully funneling zombies with the aid of it's plough into the spinning chains, which quickly dismember zombies into small chunks. I am thinking about an escape vehicle for the driver, should the harvester be overwhelmed. Something like a penny farthing quad bike with sharpened wheels possibly. Click pic to enlarge.

Wireless Mouse

Wireless mice have evolved a rudimentary perception of wireless networks, thus enabling them to locate food sources more readily in urban areas. Their chief diet is pastries, muffins, pizza and curry.

Sewer Fish

An adult sewer fish can consume upwards of 500 stools a day.